Kids' stuff. Again!

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goofball.
(Poor dads!)
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
(Some moms can even find soup under the bed!)
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
(There's nothing to do about it. Even a twelve-year-old child can see that!)
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goofball-a barbiturate or tranquilizer pill, especially when taken for nonmedical purposes.(this and other definitions here)